Uni-Fricking-Corns! (James)

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So, I was in dreamland and, while I was there, I was in a taxi cab. Now, I was in said taxi in Boston heading towards the middle of the Boston Harbor. (remember, in the TAXI!) Once we were approaching it, I had second thoughts. So, just as we were about to drive into the water, I jumped out of the back window. Instead of landing on the edge of the pavement, I was in another van, on my way to jail. I was mifffffed. So, I ended up heading to jail with a whole lot of murderers. But, what I didn't know, was that this was an animal prison. So, in order to leave I had to find a way to head up the unicorn gang so, I used my deceptive wit to take out the head honcho of that terrible and gruesome unicorn gang but, it kinda became "kill Bill-ish" so, I had to move up in the ranks to get to Mr. Corn. So, first was the hedgehog, then duck, then rhino, then platypus, the Mr. Corn. And, lemme tell ya, it was no fun getting there. So, once I had defeated all of them in my yellow jump suit, I was set free.
True story.

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from Our Dreams, released October 31, 2010
2bit, James

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2bit hasn't had time to reinvent himself for college. He's been trying to talk with a British accent and a slight element of swagger to impress the ladies, but, let's face it; it hasn't been working.
So he goes back to his dismal room and makes new and unique music forms to release his frustration with all things frustrating. ... more

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